Democrats Pressure On Gas Prices; & I Want That Republican Rascal!

The headline read, “Democrats Put Pressure On Gas Prices”. Man, I thought that was a good thing. I mean I own stock in an energy company. When I read the article though they want to keep prices down. Imagine that! They didn’t say how they plan to do so. I think they know it’s just attention grabbing. No, the Democrats wouldn’t do that.

And the Dems have finally caught on to the game. First I want that card carrying Republican rascal that let the cat out of the bag. It’s a widely known fact in America that Democrats pay more for their gas. That’s a fact that can’t be denied. Republicans pay less for their gas. They must. The Democrats seem to think they are the only ones affected by the rising gas prices.

There is a formula, The Gas Formula, the GOP uses to calculate gas prices for their members. It goes: RGP= DGP - 75 cents! RGP stands for Republican Gas Price. DGP stands for Democrat Gas Price. So as you can see if you are a member of the Republican Party you pay 75 cents less per gallon of gas. It would be better for all you Democrats to join the Republican Party. You could at least save on gas and maybe even be on the winning side of a few elections.

So now the GOP has been found out. High gas prices don’t affect them as much. They get a break based on The Gas Formula. I still need to find that dirty Republican rascal that let America on to this.